What do you get if you cross a football team and ice cream?
Why is Cinderella no good at football?
She always runs away from the ball
Roddy M, Market Weighton
Why did the footballer put on his swimming trunks?
Because he loved to dive
Aaron M, Market Weighton
What is an insects favourite sport?
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one
What animal is always at a game of cricket?
Why did the chicken get a penalty?
For fowl play