SPORTY SMILES

What do you get if you cross a football team and ice cream?

Aston Vanilla

Why is Cinderella no good at football?

She always runs away from the ball

Roddy M, Market Weighton

 

Why did the footballer put on his swimming trunks?

Because he loved to dive

Aaron M, Market Weighton

What is an insects favourite sport?

Cricket

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Your breath

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play