SPORTY SMILES

What do you get if you cross a football team and ice cream?

Aston Vanilla

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Why is Cinderella no good at football?

She always runs away from the ball

Roddy M, Market Weighton

 

Why did the footballer put on his swimming trunks?

Because he loved to dive

Aaron M, Market Weighton

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What is an insects favourite sport?

Cricket

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What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Your breath

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play

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