FOOD FUN
What did the grape say when he got stepped on by an elephant?
Nothing, he just let out a little whine
Why did the biscuit cry?
Because its mother had been a wafer so long
Sam F, Godalming
Where did the spaghetti go to dance ? The meatball
Sam F, Godalming
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone
Anwen and Thomas, Godalming
How do you know if an elephant has been in the fridge?
He left footprints in the pate
Annelise E, Italy
How do you know if an elephant is in your fridge?
His tricycle is parked outside it
Annelise E, Italy
What did the baby corn say to mummy corn?
Where's pop corn?
My friend thinks he's clever and he said "onions are the only fruit or veg that can make you cry...
so I threw a coconut at his face!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks I prefer walnuts
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What do you call a pizza with only one slice of pepperoni?
A pepperloni
What do dogs have on their pizza?
Extra pup-peroni
Why did the teddy bear not eat her pudding?
Because she was stuffed
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here
Customer: Waiter, this food tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Customer: Is there spaghetti on the menu today?
Waiter: No, it's been cleaned off!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What room can nobody enter?
A mushroom
What's white, sweet and swings through trees?
A meringue-utan
Why did the jelly wobble?
Because it saw the milkshake