FOOD FUN
What did the grape say when he got stepped on by an elephant?
Nothing, he just let out a little whine
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Why did the biscuit cry?
Because its mother had been a wafer so long
Sam F, Godalming
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Where did the spaghetti go to dance ? The meatball
Sam F, Godalming
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What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone
Anwen and Thomas, Godalming
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How do you know if an elephant has been in the fridge?
He left footprints in the pate
Annelise E, Italy
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How do you know if an elephant is in your fridge?
His tricycle is parked outside it
Annelise E, Italy
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What did the baby corn say to mummy corn?
Where's pop corn?
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My friend thinks he's clever and he said "onions are the only fruit or veg that can make you cry...
so I threw a coconut at his face!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks I prefer walnuts
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What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
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What do you call a pizza with only one slice of pepperoni?
A pepperloni
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What do dogs have on their pizza?
Extra pup-peroni
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Why did the teddy bear not eat her pudding?
Because she was stuffed
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Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here
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Customer: Waiter, this food tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Customer: Is there spaghetti on the menu today?
Waiter: No, it's been cleaned off!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
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What room can nobody enter?
A mushroom
What's white, sweet and swings through trees?
A meringue-utan
Why did the jelly wobble?
Because it saw the milkshake