CLASSROOM CRACKERS
What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
What is a witch’s favourite subject in school?
Spelling
Why is Europe like a pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom
What did the calculator say to the maths student?
You can count on me
What did the maths book say to the chemistry book?
You're so lucky to be full of solutions, I'm full of problems
Jack, Warfield
Dad: Why are you sitting on the cat?
Daughter: Because the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
It's pointless
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has its claws at the end of its paws and a comma has a pause at the end of its clause
Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it
Why did ancient people find studies easier?
Because they had no history to study
I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me
What do orangutans learn in school?
Their ape b c's
Which dinosaur has the widest vocabulary?
A thesaurus
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank...
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Why do teachers wear sunglasses?
Because their pupils are so bright