CLASSROOM CRACKERS
What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
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What is a witch’s favourite subject in school?
Spelling
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Why is Europe like a pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom
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What did the calculator say to the maths student?
You can count on me
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What did the maths book say to the chemistry book?
You're so lucky to be full of solutions, I'm full of problems
Jack, Warfield
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Dad: Why are you sitting on the cat?
Daughter: Because the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal
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What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
It's pointless
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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has its claws at the end of its paws and a comma has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything
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How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it
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Why did ancient people find studies easier?
Because they had no history to study
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I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me
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What do orangutans learn in school?
Their ape b c's
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Which dinosaur has the widest vocabulary?
A thesaurus
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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank...
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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Why do teachers wear sunglasses?
Because their pupils are so bright
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