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What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9

What is a witch’s favourite subject in school?


Why is Europe like a pan?

Because it has Greece at the bottom

What did the calculator say to the maths student?

You can count on me

What did the maths book say to the chemistry book?

You're so lucky to be full of solutions, I'm full of problems

Jack, Warfield

Dad: Why are you sitting on the cat?

Daughter: Because the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has its claws at the end of its paws and a comma has a pause at the end of its clause

Why can't you trust atoms?

They make up everything

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

Why did ancient people find studies easier?

Because they had no history to study

I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.

Then it dawned on me

What do orangutans learn in school?

Their ape b  c's

Which dinosaur has the widest vocabulary?

A thesaurus

The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank...

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Why do teachers wear sunglasses?

Because their pupils are so bright


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