CLASSROOM CRACKERS

What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9

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What is a witch’s favourite subject in school?

Spelling

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Why is Europe like a pan?

Because it has Greece at the bottom

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What did the calculator say to the maths student?

You can count on me

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What did the maths book say to the chemistry book?

You're so lucky to be full of solutions, I'm full of problems

Jack, Warfield

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Dad: Why are you sitting on the cat?

Daughter: Because the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal

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What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has its claws at the end of its paws and a comma has a pause at the end of its clause

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Why can't you trust atoms?

They make up everything

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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Why did ancient people find studies easier?

Because they had no history to study

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I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.

Then it dawned on me

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What do orangutans learn in school?

Their ape b  c's

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Which dinosaur has the widest vocabulary?

A thesaurus

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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank...

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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Why do teachers wear sunglasses?

Because their pupils are so bright

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