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Classroom crackers

What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?

Cream quackers

What did the grape say when he got stepped on by an elephant?

Nothing, he just let out a little whine

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

What is wrong with you if you keep checking the travel news but can't travel anywhere?

You got the car owner virus

What do you get if you cross a football team and ice cream?

Aston Vanilla

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was a thoughtful chicken